Black Dance Dads tee with "Dance Dad Mode Activated: Beer, Bun Then Bed" printed across the back

Dance Dad Mode Activated: Beer, Bun Then Bed | Tee

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$59.00
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Black Dance Dads tee with "Dance Dad Mode Activated: Beer, Bun Then Bed" printed across the back

Dance Dad Mode Activated: Beer, Bun Then Bed | Tee

$59.00
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✓ Free shipping anywhere in NZ. Printed to order, usually dispatched in 3 to 5 working days. Most orders arrive within a week.
✓ Wrong size? We'll sort it. Post it back unworn and we print and send the right size free. Return courier is on you.
✓ Printed in NZ by our NZ print partner on a 195gsm combed-cotton tee.

Back print. The design sits across the upper back. The front is plain black.

You can do a bun that survives a full routine. That took years and several attempts at doing it in the wrong order. Beer, then bun, then bed, a Saturday night before a comp, in the only sequence that has ever worked.

Across the shoulders for the drive home. Beer, bun, then bed, in that order, and everyone behind you in the car park knows it.

  • Bold back print: Dance Dads mark under the collar, the line across the shoulders
  • DTG print, printed straight onto the cotton
  • Thread Project Unisex Epic Tee 1001: 195–200gsm cotton, regular unisex fit. Between sizes? Go up.
  • Black · Sizes S–2XL
  • Printed in New Zealand

Printed to order in New Zealand. Our NZ print partner prints yours after you order, then it goes out by NZ courier. Something not right? Email dancedadsnz@gmail.com and we'll sort it.

Free shipping anywhere in NZ. Usually dispatched within 3–5 working days, and most orders arrive within a week. Allow up to 10 days in busy weeks. We only ship within New Zealand.

Dance Dads. We show up.

Size guide

Thread Project Epic Tee: regular unisex fit, 100% combed cotton, 195 to 200gsm.

Garment laid flat, half chest (armpit to armpit) and length (shoulder seam to hem):

  • S: 50 cm, 72 cm
  • M: 53 cm, 76 cm
  • L: 56 cm, 79 cm
  • XL: 60 cm, 82 cm
  • 2XL: 64 cm, 84 cm

Can be out by about 2.5 cm either way. Easiest way to pick: measure a tee he already wears and match it. Between sizes? Go up. Buying as a gift and not sure? Take a guess. If it's wrong, post it back unworn and we'll send the right size at no charge.

Shipping & returns

Shipping. Every tee is printed to order in New Zealand by our NZ print partner, usually dispatched within 3 to 5 working days, and sent by NZ courier. Shipping is free anywhere in NZ. Most orders arrive within a week; allow up to 10 days in busy weeks. We only ship within New Zealand.

Returns and exchanges. Wrong size? Email us within 30 days of delivery, post the unworn tee back (return courier is on you, about $8), and we'll send the right size out free. Print fault or damage? Replaced or refunded, your call, and we cover the return courier. Changed your mind? Return it unworn within 30 days for a refund. More in the FAQ.

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