Black Dance Dads tee with "I'd Own A Boat But My Daughter Dances" printed across the back

I'd Own A Boat But My Daughter Dances | Tee

Black / S
$59.00
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Black Dance Dads tee with "I'd Own A Boat But My Daughter Dances" printed across the back
  • Black Dance Dads tee with "I'd Own A Boat But My Daughter Dances" printed across the back
  • Real printed tees on a table: the I'd Own A Boat tee next to the OG Tee
  • Front of the "I'd Own A Boat But My Daughter Dances" tee: plain black
  • Close-up of the "I'd Own A Boat But My Daughter Dances" back print
  • Black Dance Dads tee with "I'd Own A Boat But My Daughter Dances" printed across the back
  • Real printed tees on a table: the I'd Own A Boat tee next to the OG Tee
  • Front of the "I'd Own A Boat But My Daughter Dances" tee: plain black
  • Close-up of the "I'd Own A Boat But My Daughter Dances" back print
I'd Own A Boat But My Daughter Dances | Tee

I'd Own A Boat But My Daughter Dances | Tee

$59.00
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✓ Free shipping anywhere in NZ. Printed to order, usually dispatched in 3 to 5 working days. Most orders arrive within a week.
✓ Wrong size? We'll sort it. Post it back unworn and we print and send the right size free. Return courier is on you.
✓ Printed in NZ by our NZ print partner on a 195gsm combed-cotton tee.

Back print. The design sits across the upper back. The front is plain black.

Somewhere there's a version of you with a trailer and a Saturday morning on the water. He is not having a better time than you are. Every dance dad has quietly made this trade, and not one of us wants it back.

It goes on the back so the whole queue of parents behind you can read it. The boat's fine. She's better.

  • Bold back print: Dance Dads mark under the collar, the line across the shoulders
  • DTG print, printed straight onto the cotton
  • Thread Project Unisex Epic Tee 1001: 195–200gsm cotton, regular unisex fit. Between sizes? Go up.
  • Black · Sizes S–2XL
  • Printed in New Zealand

Printed to order in New Zealand. Our NZ print partner prints yours after you order, then it goes out by NZ courier. Something not right? Email dancedadsnz@gmail.com and we'll sort it.

Free shipping anywhere in NZ. Usually dispatched within 3–5 working days, and most orders arrive within a week. Allow up to 10 days in busy weeks. We only ship within New Zealand.

Dance Dads. We show up.
Size guide

Thread Project Epic Tee: regular unisex fit, 100% combed cotton, 195 to 200gsm.

Garment laid flat, half chest (armpit to armpit) and length (shoulder seam to hem):

  • S: 50 cm, 72 cm
  • M: 53 cm, 76 cm
  • L: 56 cm, 79 cm
  • XL: 60 cm, 82 cm
  • 2XL: 64 cm, 84 cm

Can be out by about 2.5 cm either way. Easiest way to pick: measure a tee he already wears and match it. Between sizes? Go up. Buying as a gift and not sure? Take a guess. If it's wrong, post it back unworn and we'll send the right size at no charge.
Shipping & returns

Shipping. Every tee is printed to order in New Zealand by our NZ print partner, usually dispatched within 3 to 5 working days, and sent by NZ courier. Shipping is free anywhere in NZ. Most orders arrive within a week; allow up to 10 days in busy weeks. We only ship within New Zealand.

Returns and exchanges. Wrong size? Email us within 30 days of delivery, post the unworn tee back (return courier is on you, about $8), and we'll send the right size out free. Print fault or damage? Replaced or refunded, your call, and we cover the return courier. Changed your mind? Return it unworn within 30 days for a refund. More in the FAQ.

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