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The original. No slogan, no punchline — just the mark, across the chest, for the dads who don't need to explain themselves. If you know what a Saturday in the third row actually costs, this one's already yours.
Printed and packed by hand, here in New Zealand. Not offshore, not by a machine in another country — by the bloke who runs this, usually after a rehearsal pickup. It costs more and it takes longer. It's also why, when something's wrong, you're emailing the person who put it in the box.
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Dance Dads — We Show Up.